Boondock Saints

[Z-Man]

Anyone see this flick? I got it from sins a few days ago and just got around to watching it after Monday Night Football. I was REALLY impressed by this movie. Anyone want a copy just AIM or ICQ me and I'll put up my FTP. Great quality DVD rip too.

:EDIT: Oh, and that's where my sig came from. Funniest scene I've seen in a long time!

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I killed your cat you drunken bitch! I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into nine guys you've fucked!

[sins]

glad you liked it.... i never finished watching it.. fell asleep. It's odd when ever I lie down I fall asleep automatically. That's why I watch porn sitting.. hehe

[ArchdukeFerdinand]

Oh Boondock is a great fucking movie. I think I've seen it at least 30-40 times (completely serious here). I noted the sig Z-man. I think the line may be "you fucking bitch" rather than "funky bitch" but that's open to speculation. When the cat is on the wall I think "Is it dead!?!?" is one of my favorite lines from any movie. The editing if fucking awesome, reminds me in some ways of lockstock, but different. Willem Dafoe is his typical wierdness, but his character is pretty awesome nonetheless. I'm changing my sig to be with you Z.

Oh, I almost forgot to mention (and am surprised no one else has) that Ron Jeremy is in the movie as a mob right-hand man. I also believe the dancer that gets her boobs cupped "I was gonna tip her!" is a porn star as well.

Fook! Ass!

The scene where fuckass is cursing in front of the nuns is totally awesome.

[ArchdukeFerdinand]

Oh, Z. If you wouldn't mind, I'd like to dl boondock from you. I'll ICQ you about it later.

[MudBuddha]

I too loved that movie... it reminded me of lock, stock & 2 smoking barrels a lot... and i loved that movie too.
Ron Jeremy was awsome in that movie, and the casting was mad in general... i liked the old man with tourvettes syndrome (fuck SHIT! ASS)

[Z-Man]

Originally posted by ArchdukeFerdinand
Oh Boondock is a great fucking movie. I think I've seen it at least 30-40 times (completely serious here). I noted the sig Z-man. I think the line may be "you fucking bitch" rather than "funky bitch" but that's open to speculation. When the cat is on the wall I think "Is it dead!?!?" is one of my favorite lines from any movie. The editing if fucking awesome, reminds me in some ways of lockstock, but different. Willem Dafoe is his typical wierdness, but his character is pretty awesome nonetheless. I'm changing my sig to be with you Z.

Oh, I almost forgot to mention (and am surprised no one else has) that Ron Jeremy is in the movie as a mob right-hand man. I also believe the dancer that gets her boobs cupped "I was gonna tip her!" is a porn star as well.

Fook! Ass!

The scene where fuckass is cursing in front of the nuns is totally awesome.

I watched it again last night and after many rewinds I've decided it's "drunken bitch"...

[hipcheck]

I liked the script, thought the directing was complete shit...

here's an intersting article on the story of the movie:
Saints (http://weeklywire.com/filmvault/boston/b/boondocksaints1.html)

[Smackdaddy]

Z-Man, pencil me in sometime to get this too.

[Z-Man]

Just let me know when you're on and I'll throw the FTP server up.

[sins]

wow... i didn't think my movie collection was so interesting to everyone..

[Errosmiff]

This movie sucked. Had some good one-liners, but the acting was really bad.

[ArchdukeFerdinand]

Originally posted by Errosmiff
This movie sucked. Had some good one-liners, but the acting was really bad.

You also like Aerosmith, and what does that say about your taste?

[steauengeglase]

But for some reason Willem Dafoe seems to be the runner up for the "If I woke up and found this person in the room holding anything*, I would die of a massive heart attack" award.

Cristopher Walker gets it hands down though.



* ie. teddy bear, jar of mustard, steering wheel to '82 Buick ect. ect.

[Z-Man]

Originally posted by Alec
Z-Man, pencil me in sometime to get this too.

Originally posted by Archduke Ferdinand.
Oh, Z. If you wouldn't mind, I'd like to dl boondock from you. I'll ICQ you about it later.

Welp, I'm back up. Float me a line.

[hipcheck]

I'm trying to decipher what it means for him to be standing there, in your place, holding something.

is it supposed to be a threatening object, or lack thereof? what are the other options? I mean, what if he was holding his johnson?

[ArchdukeFerdinand]

Originally posted by hipcheck
I mean, what if he was holding his johnson?

Or worse yet, Christopher Walken's johnson...

[hipcheck]

ok, now I get it. now I'm scared.

[steauengeglase]

*Bump*

Saw Suicide Kings for the first time today. Good film with a lot of great one liners. The character were flat but what the hell it was really just a mystery/crime film so you don't expect the characters to develop. (It's not llike it's Graham Greene or sumthin' :P ).

Makes me with Walken would play something other than a mobster, or creepy guy, or a nice guy who just comes off as a creepy guy, or a creepy guy trying to come off as a nice guy but only falls face foward....guess I am supposed to blow my brains out or something....

[KaLeLanaLang]

the funniest part was when the cop puts his hands through his hair after he touches the bloody body hahahahahaha

[Askani]

while that is humourus is the fact that william dafoe is refered to as premo box in this movie. After seeing this movie between viewing of spiderman its rather odd to see the villian of comic book movie as "premo box"

[KaLeLanaLang]

is my sig too big ?

[Z-Man]

"Fucking what the fucking? Fuck, who the fuck, fuck this, fucking how did you two, fucking fucks!?! FUCK!" ~ Rocco

"Certainly illustrates the diversity of the word..." ~ Conner

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Shut your fat ass Ravy! I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into 9 guys you've fucked! ~Rocco

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I killed your cat you druggie bitch! ~Rocco

Naw. As long as it's shorter than what fits up your ass, it's ok.

[Askani]

alot of the dafoe ligns are great.

going after the one twisted hitman at his house. "Panic, devistation, this was like shooting fish in a barrel"

and there is a few more but i cant remember them off the top of my head.

[Z-Man]

I've been listening to the movie, just listening, since my above post... And I can see every scene. :smoking: :drink:

Not that anyone cares. f7f7f7

[steauengeglase]

Saw it for the first time last night. Very good film. It wasn't what I thought it would be about though. Also I wished they would have given a little more back story about the family, like the old man. I am guessing he was the father but I wasn't sure. Intresting story, very much like Unbreakable, and it ended way too soon.

[DustyDuck]

what I need is that scene were Conner rips the toilet off the floor in some sort of clip or whatever that I can watch over and over again before going to the gym to get pumped.

[sins]

Originally posted by steauengeglase
very much like Unbreakable

and at the same time it's so very much different...

[Askani]

the dvd had some cut scenes involving more about the family history. I found those scenes were rather boring and were better off cut.

[steauengeglase]

*BUMP*

I showed it to a couple of friends the other day. One liked it so much that he ended up watching it 5 times in a row afterward.

Also sadly there is a sequel in the works. I don't know this is one of those films that I would rather there never be a sequel, even though I know I would go and watch it.

[Exarch]

As much as you all talk about this movie I am going to have to go out and see it. I wll try for it this weekend.

[Corsair9]

Originally posted by Errosmiff
This movie sucked. Had some good one-liners, but the acting was really bad.

From now on, your opinion doesnt count.

[swank]

Originally posted by Corsair9
From now on, your opinion doesnt count.
It never did.

[Corsair9]

swanky ive decided you are definitely awesome.

prime cmb material.

:shooter:

[Enjoi]

Just watched it and i must say it's great. Anyone know them words to that prayer ?

[Askani]

Going off the top of my head

And shepards we shall be
for thee my lord for thee
power have thus decended forth from thy hand
that we shall quickly carry out thy command
So we shall flow forth of river unto thee
and teeming with souls shall it ever be
In nomre de patre
de file
de spiritus sante

BANG

[swank]

Originally posted by Corsair9
swanky ive decided you are definitely awesome.

I know. :devil:

Thanks.

[Smackdaddy]

Originally posted by swanky68
I know. :devil:

Thanks.

oh no, the avatar changed!

[peresich]

Yeah, I don't think I can handle seeing Swanky as anybody but Darth Maul.

[swank]

Originally posted by Alec
oh no, the avatar changed!
I'll change it back at some point. I just felt like being Jack for a while. Call it the holiday spirit. Besides, TNBF just came out on DVD.

[Rob]

I myself just watched this movie for the first time last week and it was fucking awesome. I have heard many good things about this movie and couldn't wait to see it. Bought it brand new off of eBay. (Not a divx person)

[sins]

:rob:

Originally posted by Rob
(Not a divx person)

[peresich]

Since we are reviving threads here. I bought this today. I haven't watched it yet, but it was $10 at BestBuyBitch so I had to pick it up. BTW, that is $10 US so it would be like $86.75 Canadian. :p

[sins]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[ash74]

great movie- just teaches everyone not to fuck with us irish catholics :D

[steauengeglase]

FUCK....ASS!

[Enjoi]

"Why dont you make like a tree, and get the fuck out of here ! "

[Rob]

I'm definitely up for watching this movie again. Reminds me (for some reason) of Max Payne.

[steauengeglase]

Yea actually I wouldn't mind seeing a film made out of Max Payne. Just so lnog as it turns out that the wife was really in cohoots with the drug guys. That way he is fighting for her and their child all throughout the film and then he finds out that she was the root of the issue.

That insolent whore!

[Darth Shithead]

I saw the DVD for $10 Cdn. at Future Shit. Seems I should pick it up since a rental is $6 bucks.

[Z-Man]

Definately. You'll thank me later.

[peresich]

I fucking hate all of you fucking fucks for never fucking telling me how fucking good this fucking movie fucking is.

[Brent Illes]

Fuckin' yeah. (http://forums.chasermag.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=6449&highlight=fucking+rush)

[No_OMG]

We told you. Just goes to show that you should listen to us more often.

[peresich]

Originally posted by No_OMG
We told you. Just goes to show that you should listen to us more often.


What's this we? You gotta mouse in your pocket that was on Rush before this thread dropped into oblivion? :suckit:

[Brent Illes]

Originally posted by peresich
What's this we? You gotta mouse in your pocket that was on Rush before this thread dropped into oblivion? :suckit:

:lol:

[No_OMG]

Originally posted by peresich
What's this we? You gotta mouse in your pocket that was on Rush before this thread dropped into oblivion? :suckit:

:lol: You just wait until I* get back and then I'll bing that shit. :thwap:

*or the mouse

[Corsair9]

im confused, but this is the greatest movie ever.

if i am absolutely stumped on picking out a movie, this is what i go for< because it never disappoints< regardless of what mood im in.

[HeadWound]

This movie was absolute tripe.:tdown:

[Jakub]

Originally posted by HeadWound
This movie was absolute tripe.:tdown:

Sorry, you must have gotten lost.

This (http://forums.chasermag.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10241&highlight=matrix) is the matrix thread.

[Corsair9]

ZING!

haha, nice! that was perfect! much better than any of the venom i was prepared to spit.

i respect all opinions here but that one. it's just wrong.

it's an objective fact that boondock saints rules.

[HeadWound]

The dialouge sounded like it was written by a 15 year old. Alot of the action sequences are done in flash back. The scenes are disjointed with no continuous flow, it's like here they are in a bar fighting, here they are in a room shooting, why? Because they kill bad guys for god? Dafoe's character is a waste on such a talented actor. The religous overtones have been done to death. And I won't even get into the whole homoerotic subplot.

[Corsair9]

I would like to insult your intelligence, because it is empirically impossible to not enjoy this movie, but your comment reeks of intelligent thought, so i cant.

i think the flow was continuous, just not in linear-time fashion. I don't think that made the flow of the story choppy though.

and all of your other opinions i simply disagree with.
with regards to jakubs matrix reference, THATS a movie where religious overtones seem over the top.
they fit well with this one.
thats like criticizing a movie based on the mlb and criticizing it for too many baseball overtones.
wait, dont you mean undertones, anyhow?

im sorry you didnt like this movie. but it was excellent.

question--did u like "panic room?"

[Aleks]

I shall rent it this weekend. Its been a few years since I lasted watched this movie, but I'll happily jump on the "this flick fuccking ROCKS" bandwagon

[HeadWound]

Yes, I'm a fan of Fichner, I even liked Alien 3. Forrest Whittaker is brillant as is Dwight Yoakem. Can't say much for the girl that played her daughter though.

[Corsair9]

so you liked panic room.

i thought so.

your opinion on movies is now completely invalid.

:D

[HeadWound]

Originally posted by Corsair9
so you liked panic room.

i thought so.

your opinion on movies is now completely invalid.

:D

Tell me why Panic Room was an invalid opinion rendering movie? I'm sure we are going to disagree but, I would like to know what it is your looking for in a movie that make your critique steadfast and mine weak at the knees.

[Corsair9]

panic room was so horrendously bad on every level that i refuse to waste time commenting on it.

ill give you that jodie foster and forrest whitaker played their roles well as they always do.

but this movie was unneccessary. it took 2 hours to drag out a piece of feces that could have been summed up in 15 minutes.

the story was stupid, the plot was ridiculous, most of the characters were poorly written.

it was neither interesting nor entertaining.

it was the most boring movie i have ever seen, and to spice it up they tried to break the monotony with the most excessive out-of-place violence i have ever seen in a movie.

i wish i could get my two hours back and never have had to watch that drivel.

[HeadWound]

I don't agree but, I'll give you this because I've heard this arguement before. It's ok though I like talking movies.
So give me some examples of good movies in your opinion. Try to stay away from obvious chioces, I'd like to hear something specific to you.
By the way your not the first person to say this to me so it's not surprising. I took some shit off bling for saying I thought Brody getting an oscar for the Pianist was a joke. We may need to move this discussion to the movie thread.

[Corsair9]

ill think of some later.

oh here we go. royal tenebaums is near the top of my list?

but seriously, your opinion of movies makes so little sense to me it's not worth talking about. it's like we're in alternate universi.

[HeadWound]

Fine, I'll just say the director of Saints wants to be Tarintino, but lacks his originality, what you are left with is a movie that could have been good but ends up a lite version rip off of other people's work.

[Corsair9]

no way. i dont think so at all. not light, not a rip off.

[peresich]

Originally posted by HeadWound
Fine, I'll just say the director of Saints wants to be Tarintino, but lacks his originality, what you are left with is a movie that could have been good but ends up a lite version rip off of other people's work.


When did Tarintino stop being a complete biter? Nothing he has ever done is original, unless you consider blatanlty ripping off several other film makers styles and using them like his own to be original.

[HeadWound]

Originally posted by peresich
When did Tarintino stop being a complete biter? Nothing he has ever done is original, unless you consider blatanlty ripping off several other film makers styles and using them like his own to be original.

Being a fan of other movies and pop culture in general is part of T's style. It's the way he uses this element of his movies that has set him apart from other directors. T doesn't get caught up in the act of paying homage the movies he loves. It doesn't take over his movies.
Saints is so caught up in trying to be cool and like some other movies it steps all over it's own voice. It shows moments of originality and then pulls back and settles into scenes and dialouge so painfully obvious it strips the movie of any real character.
This movie left me asking the question "where are you taking me?"

Saints is a stylistic attempt at an action movie with hints of a deeper meaning that it never quite gets to the meat of. Overall it's just lacking.

But hey, what do I know? I'm just a fan.

[oplax25]

This movie was AWESOME!

they way they reavled the action was pretty cool, how they were showing it as Dafoe's character was solving it

yea this movie was sexy, cant wait for the sequel to come out

[peresich]

Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God


Fix your sig, Opie

[Aleks]

Originally posted by oplax25
This movie was AWESOME!
<snip>
cant wait for the sequel to come out

SEQUEL????

[oplax25]

Maybe I will peresich, maybe i will


yes a sequel, "All Saints Day"

starts production 2004 i think

[peresich]

Bing (http://quizilla.com/users/patrickashe/quizzes/Which%20Boondock%20Saints%20Badass%20are%20You%3F/)


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[oplax25]

I got Smecker

:rob:

[steauengeglase]

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[His Dudeness]

Having never seen the movie, it turns out that I'm:

http://live.quizilla.com/user_images/P/patrickashe/1046052661_esqbsduce1.jpg

[Z-Man]

Originally posted by His Dudeness
Having never seen the movie, it turns out that I'm: Cheese man! Get on that! Anyhoo:

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[NAC]

<--Il Duce.:shooter:

[swank]

another connor

[ek0113]

Anyone know if there's any truth to rumors there is an uncut print of the movie floating around on import DVD? I've seen the British print, purportedly uncut, and it seems to be identical to the US release by Fox

[No_OMG]

Hey Z, shouldn't this go on the cocktail lounge?

[Z-Man]

Yeah.

[HeadWound]

Someone bought me this dvd for christmas. It makes a nice frisbee for my dog.

[Corsair9]

isnt that IRONIC?

send it to me. i will give you $1 (Paypal.)

[HeadWound]

I watched again just to make sure I wasn't missing something I might have overlooked. I wasn't. It's too bad really because the premise is great, just bad execution. Anyway it now belongs to Zero (My Dog).

[tabularasa]

Damn, someone here wouldve taken it off yer hands...

communist.... :p

[HeadWound]

I just hope the sequel rocks. I really want a hero that speaks Irish, drinks plenty of guinness, and cusses like a sailor while blowing up baddies for fook sake!

[Petey Corinthos]

I've watched it 3 times today and I'l probably watch it again after the cowboys game. This and Donnie Brasco I can watch over and over and never get tired of them

[oplax25]

i made my friends watch this movie, when they thought it would suck cause they wanted to watch something else....but i made them watch it

now they are obsessed with it, all bought it them selves and been syaing nonstop quotes from it

[Z-Man]

:bump: for sins.

[sins]

lol. bumpage!