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James Daily
08-31-2001, 12:15 PM
That is most certainly drunk... not drugged.
Rob
08-31-2001, 12:17 PM
Originally posted by JDaily:
<STRONG>That is most certainly drunk... not drugged.</STRONG>

Since you're all convinced she's drunk, not drugged - I changed the post name appropriately.
steauengeglase
08-31-2001, 01:39 PM
Aghh that looks like a sweet invitation. Speaking of I am really hungry.
ArchdukeFerdinand
08-31-2001, 05:05 PM
I'm not convinced that they're not drugged. They could quite easily be both drugged AND drunk. In fact the combo of drugs and alcohol at the same time has caused me many times to don my sunglasses at night. It helps to keep the spins down a bit, and it is always comforting that people can't look into your eyes and see that you're so twisted you'd fuck their grandmother. Plus she (and anyone else who so brazenly flies in the face of convention when they're wasted) couldn't possibly give two shits about what you think about them acting a little funny. They know how much more fun they're having than you.
Smackdaddy
08-31-2001, 05:27 PM
Originally posted by Rob W.:
<STRONG>This speaks for itself.
http://wsphotofews.excite.com/035/bO/l4/vs/u855300.jpg

[ August 31, 2001: Message edited by: Rob W. ]</STRONG>

Gucci handbag: $70
Designer Sunglasses: $100
Pictures on the Internet of you spread wide sunbathing on concrete at 2AM: Priceless


Someone HAD to do it.
ArchdukeFerdinand
08-31-2001, 06:04 PM
The complicated form of prostitution, where you have to buy dinner, drinks, and sound interested to get the same effect of just handing her the money.
Rob
08-31-2001, 06:52 PM
Originally posted by ArchdukeFerdinand:
<STRONG>The complicated form of prostitution, where you have to buy dinner, drinks, and sound interested to get the same effect of just handing her the money.</STRONG>

So...I guess that makes us Man-whores? After all, we are their business.
ArchdukeFerdinand
08-31-2001, 07:47 PM
I'd be so much happier if there were well tested good looking hookers available all over the country. At least with a hooker you're sure of what you're getting for the money. Plus girls who want you to buy them dinner and a movie don't really understand when you want to snort lines of coke off their tits... (I'm sure Mek will agree with me on this one.)
Bleatmop
08-31-2001, 08:20 PM
I would have to disagree with that. I find the chase of a women almost as good as catching them. I would think haveing to pay someone at the end of the night would just ruin all the fun.
ArchdukeFerdinand
08-31-2001, 10:26 PM
Well, the chase is fun. However my imaginary network of high quality hookers in the US wouldn't mean that you would have to stop chasing women who want to play games, nor that you'd have to pay said women in the morning. I'm simply saying that when you wanted nothing other than sex (plus, hookers know things that regular women don't. After all, sex is their JOB)It would- A)come with no hassle whatsoever. B)Be guaranteed that you'd get whatever you wanted & were willing to pay for. C) she'd leave before the morning came. D) If you didn't want to, you'd never have to see her again.


I'm sure everyone out there can agree with how enticing it sounds to order up sex like you would a pizza.
Rob
08-31-2001, 11:03 PM
This speaks for itself.
http://wsphotofews.excite.com/035/bO/l4/vs/u855300.jpg

[ August 31, 2001: Message edited by: Rob W. ]
Errosmiff
08-31-2001, 11:09 PM
Is that where I left my sister?
MudBuddha
08-31-2001, 11:11 PM
HMmm... well this pic is from rotten.com. It was on a page with a bunch of people vomitting and other filthy shit. Shes drunk, it was the theme of the page.

Archduke, where do i sign up? do you deliver to other countries? :D
Mekanikal
08-31-2001, 11:14 PM
You silly bastard, that's the very reason to DO drugs! Sheesh. High chicks are like hookers that don't charge anything!

Cheers,
MeK - all about the Benjamins.
Smackdaddy
08-31-2001, 11:20 PM
Doing drugs turns you into a hot chick with your legs spread? :) IMO, they're probably drunk.

I've seen this one before. There are so many great things about this picture.

It's obviously at night yet this one chick is wearing sun glasses and she's lying down like she's sun bathing. She hasn't a care in the world and she has no qualms about getting comfortable even if that means spreading. A chick like this could keep an entire frat house entertained for hours.

When I was in HS/College, we called girls like these "dirties" :)
Tor
09-01-2001, 04:48 AM
Originally posted by Bleatmop:
<STRONG>I find the chase of a women almost as good as catching them</STRONG>

True! The hunt is, for me, possible the most exciting thing about this..err.."game". What's actually bothering me is the fact that I tend to lose interesst if the girl wants more, as in "a relationship". *Grueling*

Check out
this (http://www.chasermag.com/cgi/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=000783) thread to get the picture.