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Old 05-27-2009, 09:34 PM
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fuck her in the ass, then kick her out.

if she gives you any shit, kill her fish.
Wow dude... that's harsh...


You need to give her a parting gift and thank her for playing when she leaves as any good host would.
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Old 05-27-2009, 09:54 PM
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man the fuck up and break it off. leave the guilt behind.
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Old 05-28-2009, 01:08 AM
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Old 05-28-2009, 02:23 AM
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You need to give her a parting gift and thank her for playing when she leaves as any good host would.


I wish I thought of that earlier. I would have ended every relationship that way.
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wtf, when did sins lose his virginity????
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Old 12-28-2009, 11:07 AM
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i hate long distance
Long distance to me is at least 5 hours away
He lives in Northern, IN. I live in Jacksonville, FL.
We talk like 4 times a day and we always talk before we go to sleep.
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Old 12-28-2009, 11:18 AM
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fembot?
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Old 12-28-2009, 11:58 AM
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Talking 4 times a day?

More like high maintenance bot.
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Old 12-28-2009, 12:31 PM
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or boyfriend is clingy-bot
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Old 12-28-2009, 10:59 PM
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Either way, there's no man-chip in either of them...
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