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Old 04-19-2009, 10:13 PM
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i hate long distance

when we somehow find the time and money to see each other for a few days, we fuckin fight, then we return back to our lives and make-up with absolutely no sex. the only upside is that if i have a shitty day, i have someone to turn to. i want sex. this is fakin retarded.
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Old 04-20-2009, 10:51 AM
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Old 04-20-2009, 11:07 AM
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Rosie Palm and her five friends... it's cheaper...
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Old 04-20-2009, 01:52 PM
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so... u guys want to split one or what? family style ftw
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Old 04-20-2009, 05:00 PM
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Old 04-20-2009, 07:06 PM
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i absolutely refuse to share anyone's hand.
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i absolutely refuse to share anyone's hand.
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At least you arent around her all the time. The chick I am with moved in with me on a bluff, and theres no sex, but I have to see her every day...and though we agree we arent dating, she still tells everyone we are. I dont know how to get out of this mess.

At least when your gf is gone, you could still maybe get sex. Until I get the balls and proper circumstances to move and tell her 'no we arent moving together', I will be living like a fucking monk.
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Old 05-27-2009, 04:23 PM
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At least you arent around her all the time. The chick I am with moved in with me on a bluff, and theres no sex, but I have to see her every day...and though we agree we arent dating, she still tells everyone we are. I dont know how to get out of this mess.

At least when your gf is gone, you could still maybe get sex. Until I get the balls and proper circumstances to move and tell her 'no we arent moving together', I will be living like a fucking monk.
You could ask her to move out, or take the lame approach and stop doing ANYTHING around the house until she decides it's not worth it and moves out. The up side is you'll probably get some laundry done for free... or maybe the dishes (which she should be doing anyway), and who knows what else.
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Old 05-27-2009, 09:26 PM
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fuck her in the ass, then kick her out.

if she gives you any shit, kill her fish.
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