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04-11-2009, 10:45 AM
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^ no he sucks goths.
oh wait, never mind.
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04-12-2009, 11:58 PM
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If Homer's Odyssey Was Written On Twitter
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Water flows as life should flow. It goes around all obstacles, and, in doing so, wears them down by its persistence. Water does not oppose, it merely goes the way of its own nature and remains calm and serene. All power lies in such a course. Your victory lies in not distorting your true and original nature. For a second, I tried to figure out how to pronounce her name, then realized that's beside the point. © ek0113 A face without freckles is like a sky without stars.
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#3074
04-16-2009, 03:11 PM
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Latest South Park episode = laffs.
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#3075
04-20-2009, 05:39 AM
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Enough is enough!
I have had it with these motherfucking birds on this motherfucking train! 
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04-20-2009, 06:45 PM
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opposite sex marriage?
If marriage between a man and a woman is now called "opposite marriage," then marriage between two women has to be "equal marriage." Excuse me, I need to download some equal porn for a little while. (Miss USA - California)
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Water flows as life should flow. It goes around all obstacles, and, in doing so, wears them down by its persistence. Water does not oppose, it merely goes the way of its own nature and remains calm and serene. All power lies in such a course. Your victory lies in not distorting your true and original nature. For a second, I tried to figure out how to pronounce her name, then realized that's beside the point. © ek0113 A face without freckles is like a sky without stars.
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#3077
04-20-2009, 08:11 PM
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Quote:
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04-21-2009, 03:32 PM
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I'm having a very very bad day. I'll have to tell my girlfriend that she is probably going to lose her job as a "wage increasing measure". Fucking pigs. As Mr. Jack-Leg put it "employees who don't think enough of themselves to demand raises, well, we don't think enough to keep. ". Great way to replay people who declined raises when the company was in the red and talking bankruptcy few months ago.
It is especially messed up since we have spent the last month looking for a house. Really fucked up, she had already picked out appliance. Apparently I'm also in the firing line, but my boss is trying to block it because we spend less than any other dept and he can't take the man loss. It is nice to know what people think when they don't know you are in earshot. How do you break that to someone you love? I mean she still has a chance because she is the one they run ragged, while everyone else comes up with excuses, but I can't leave her unprepared. (Yeah, I know, don't shit where you eat.)
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04-22-2009, 12:19 AM
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So there's a website for women who want to hook up with men who have penises which are 7 inches or longer. I'm not sure how they verify this but I can't help but think that for comedic purposes, I should probably e-mail them and ask.
Edit: Okay, so I did. Man, if I spent as much time doing productive things as I do sending e-mails about penis size or posting ads for free pie and punch I'd have cured cancer by now. Quote:
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