Chaser Magazine

The Chaser Lounge » Chaser Community » Spamtastic » Please, help me, brothers!!!

Post New Thread Reply
  Please, help me, brothers!!!
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 04-29-2009, 07:02 AM
MagicOPromotion MagicOPromotion is offline
Registered User
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: England
Posts: 0
Please, help me, brothers!!!

Help me fertilize my mother's cat.
__________________
XRumer 5.0 Palladium: best promotion software
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 04-29-2009, 07:26 AM
Rupheo's Avatar
Rupheo Rupheo is offline
Suicide King
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Columbus, OH
Posts: 4,895
I think I'm offended.
__________________
-"Dots, not feathers... right?"
-"You're awfully cute... but unfortunately for you, you're made of meat."
-"My favorite animal is steak." -Fran Lebowitz
-"We have to jackhammer the floors and lay new pipe" -A very hot maintenance chick
Fortune cookie say: "Calamity and propserity are the touchstones of integrity."

Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 04-29-2009, 09:53 AM
aDusty1's Avatar
aDusty1 aDusty1 is offline
Slightly younger than dirt
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: not far from Dusty Wa
Posts: 4,664
I am so need this magic program too!
__________________
Chicks dig the camera man. -- Whirlwind
Manners maketh the man... -- Dorman
Revenge is a dish best served cold, like ice cream, with a side of ex-lax! -- Matty B
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 04-29-2009, 02:43 PM
liviajulia's Avatar
liviajulia liviajulia is offline
I hope you're enjoying the view.
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Teaching Pussy Judo
Posts: 1,777
have you tried a turkey baster? that worked on an episode of the L word.
__________________
"I would rightly be judged a fool, if I were to fight against fools." -- Boethius

"Manners are their own reward, gentlemen" -- Bossk

"You can't shove a wrench up your ass and expect to get your daily dose of iron." -- Smackdaddy
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 04-29-2009, 02:47 PM
mark dorman's Avatar
mark dorman mark dorman is offline
Formerly Drunken Englishman
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Ever further Left.
Posts: 4,883
:wave:

I was always rather magic at O.;)
__________________


yeah, i read about the artificial sperm. YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED, PIGS! it was only of marginal interest. - Liviajulia

"Mate! We'd have all died that Night if you hadn't talked that mugger into the push ups competition." Facebook Caption under a picture of Deacs, regarding a Stag Night in Prague.
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 04-29-2009, 06:51 PM
Dupa's Avatar
Dupa Dupa is offline
Love Foolosopher
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Frozeasskatchewan
Posts: 6,066
Yeah, I edited what his message said. It's just better this way.
__________________
"In an age of conformity, he emerged as a rebel. Misunderstood by his elders, fate saw to it that he never had to become one of them. By never joining their ranks, he remains forever young. By not fitting in, he continues to find acceptance. By dying at the peak of his fame, he has become immortal." - Michael Deas (Describing James Dean)

"The essence of the Dupa is iconacized in the pure suave essence of James Dean." -- Droz
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 04-29-2009, 10:00 PM
aDusty1's Avatar
aDusty1 aDusty1 is offline
Slightly younger than dirt
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: not far from Dusty Wa
Posts: 4,664
:jakub: Great, now my reply makes me look like an ass.
__________________
Chicks dig the camera man. -- Whirlwind
Manners maketh the man... -- Dorman
Revenge is a dish best served cold, like ice cream, with a side of ex-lax! -- Matty B
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 04-29-2009, 11:45 PM
Rupheo's Avatar
Rupheo Rupheo is offline
Suicide King
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Columbus, OH
Posts: 4,895
[QUOTE=aDusty1;681303]:jakub: Great, now my reply makes me look like an ass.[/QUOTE]

More of a pervert than an ass...
__________________
-"Dots, not feathers... right?"
-"You're awfully cute... but unfortunately for you, you're made of meat."
-"My favorite animal is steak." -Fran Lebowitz
-"We have to jackhammer the floors and lay new pipe" -A very hot maintenance chick
Fortune cookie say: "Calamity and propserity are the touchstones of integrity."

Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 04-29-2009, 11:46 PM
Rupheo's Avatar
Rupheo Rupheo is offline
Suicide King
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Columbus, OH
Posts: 4,895
Is this broken? Why's the quote all wonky?
__________________
-"Dots, not feathers... right?"
-"You're awfully cute... but unfortunately for you, you're made of meat."
-"My favorite animal is steak." -Fran Lebowitz
-"We have to jackhammer the floors and lay new pipe" -A very hot maintenance chick
Fortune cookie say: "Calamity and propserity are the touchstones of integrity."

Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 04-30-2009, 10:57 AM
Z-Man's Avatar
Z-Man Z-Man is offline
Hall of Fame Member #0
99 problems, 99%, and 99 proof
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Cult Compound Somewhere in PA, USA
Posts: 22,997
[QUOTE=Rupheo;681308]Is this broken? Why's the quote all wonky?[/QUOTE]

Quotes and smilies don't work in Spamtastic.
__________________
They say I'm lazy but it takes all my time.
Reply With Quote
Post New Thread Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is Off
Smilies are Off
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 12:09 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.3
Copyright ©2000 - 2010, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
ForumMonkeys