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Old 04-04-2009, 05:52 AM
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I had a great Idea.

Get about a Dozen People with eggs, Flour and Water and hit em as soon as they get out of their cars. Water last of Course. They will look ridiculous, stood there like a half made cake and all there words will appear meaningless and rightly Comical. I cant see you having too much of a problem with the Cops, they must loathe these Pricks.

I think that is a statement worth making.
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Old 04-17-2009, 08:20 PM
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Bill Murray hospitalizes woman with golf shot

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30267937/

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Old 04-20-2009, 06:59 PM
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The "story" of the Sacromento, California high school cheerleading coach outed as a Playboy and internet porn model because, OMG, some girls who got kicked off the squad got their PARENTS to leak the nude photos.

IMO, the internet porn star seems to be the classiest person in this story.


NSFW Story here


If you just want the pics, go here NSFW
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Old 04-24-2009, 07:55 AM
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/0..._n_190502.html

Naked wizard is tasered at music event. NSFW.
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Old 04-24-2009, 01:22 PM
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He should have kept his wizard robe on. I hear it had a +3 against lightning spells.
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Old 04-24-2009, 06:24 PM
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He should have kept his wizard robe on. I hear it had a +3 against whiskey dick.
FTFY.
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Old 04-30-2009, 10:56 AM
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:09 PM
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HAHA look at all those angry black people wanting their chicken, HAHA!
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:16 PM
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somebody in their procurement department just got fired
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Old 04-30-2009, 03:30 PM
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This was on the News right? No Chicken.
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